BorgPharma: Don’t ask….just comply!

Pencil this one into your calendar!

Two full days of hard data downloaded directly into your noggin via the new “neural-noggin-network-for-numbskulls” data transfer system that’ll make your transition into certified compliance to the cabal a cinch.

Attendance at this conference will grant you preapproved “DIC” status [Dystopian-Identified-Citizen] with rights to “queue-jump” to the head of the line for those soon-to-be rare, rationed items.

This unique opportunity to benefit from these forward-thinking sessions with real experts and sophisticated algorithms will give you everything you’ll need to navigate the dystopian world that awaits.

These 2 days will be chalked-filled with tremendously-teachable, timely and soon-to-be topical themes and things such as:

(1) “Making life on a 15-minute BorgPharma Cube more tolerable,”
(2) “Loving larvae: baking breakfast with bugs,” or perhaps a session for the thinking person in your group,
(3) The “Ethics of outing: the PROs and CONs of ratting-out your non-compliant neighbour.”

Get a jump on the dystopian life that awaits. Capitalize on the incredible insider tips and available “heads-ups” you’ll get.

Discover simple ways you can comply in advance to avoid the very unpleasant process of having to be forced to do so when the time comes!

PLUS….you’ll earn BorgPharma BONUS Bucks, making you a bona fide member of the SS (Special Someone) section of the SS (Super Suck-ups) club, and priority access to hard-to-come-by grocery items!

See ya all there!