“We don’t need no purification,

we don’t need hydroxybazole

no toxic concoctions in the bathroom,

BLEACHER….leave our microbiome alone!”

– Stinky-Floyd (good friend of Pig-Pen)

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Sparing details…let’s just say things sadly did not end well for poor Pig-Pen…and as a fellow friend with Stinky-Lloyd, I just can’t bring myself to show you the ‘after’ pictures.

 

I may not be able to pen lyrics in support of Pig-Pen, like Stinky, but in protest of this unwarranted assault on a common friend by these marauding corporate chemical crusaders, I can share my concern and advocate for change, by shedding a little light on the dirt hidden under the deceptively white-washed data on what chemicals are doing to us and our health!

 

I feel for my little smiling and innocent friend Pig-Pen. I know exactly how he feels being gang-poisoned by chemical criminals coming across all chameleon-like, like caring, clean-cut, concerned citizens when, in truth, they’re advancing a dark campaign to capture consumers by crushing our critically-important microbiome, convincing us not that “cleanliness is next to godliness,” but rather, “cleanliness IS GODLINESS”.

 

It’s the conclusion of a century of carefully-constructed conformity customs to create consumers with claims convincing us that we must clean, clean, clean with chemicals.

 

Chemicals causing cancer, we must clean with cancer-causing chemicals, not soap and water, but with cleaning agents such as three of the top-ten cleaners:

 

Carbon(iv)oxide, Chromic acid, Calcium hypochlorite….caustic crap causing chronic conditions.

 

If I had only been there in that back alley with Pig-Pen….oh boy, things would have turned out differently let me tell you!

 

We’d have taken those clean-freaks down in a minute, Pig-Pen and I, then rubbed mud all over them until they exclaimed a few times in chorus for all to hear: